Wednesday, August 14, 2013

So here we are.

Hellooooooo. I'm back. Kinda sorta. I've been 25 years of age for approximately 15 days as of today, and I suspect the next 5 years will be a bit different than I'd planned them. It's funny how things change. Anyway, I'll be living the single life, preparing for my days as a spinster, deciding on how many cats I should accumulate by the time I'm 40. On the one hand, I'm a little disappointed that things have worked out this way, and on the other hand, I'm... not. It's complicated. I feel like I have more of an incentive to look adorable and go to the gym and put myself out there to meet people. I wanted to do those things anyway, but now that I don't have anyone to tell me how wonderful and sparkly I am and that I don't need to change, I have more motivation. I'm rambling.

Things I'm looking forward to include:

  • Finding a new apartment
  • Decorating said apartment
  • Purchasing a house (eventually)
  • Sticking to a budget (I wouldn't really say I'm looking forward to this. it's more of a necessity)
  • Buying new clothes
  • Trying out new hairstyles
  • Trying out new makeup looks
  • Getting new glasses
  • Thrifting more often
  • Getting guys to buy me dinner
  • Possibly getting a car
  • Getting muscles
Things I'm not looking forward to include:
  • Remembering how to entertain myself
  • Changing lightbulbs 
  • Killing and/or trapping and releasing bugs (let's be honest i'm just going to kill them cause i'm too scared to try and catch anything, sorry bugs)
  • Not getting any lovin'
  • Trying to flirt (i can't tell for the life of me if someone is flirting with me these days)
  • Taking out the trash (I almost never had to take out the trash, wah)
Sidenote: I'm totally capable of doing everything I would ever need to do on my own. I'm just lazy and I'd rather have someone else do it for me for free. *Shrug*