Wednesday, August 14, 2013

So here we are.

Hellooooooo. I'm back. Kinda sorta. I've been 25 years of age for approximately 15 days as of today, and I suspect the next 5 years will be a bit different than I'd planned them. It's funny how things change. Anyway, I'll be living the single life, preparing for my days as a spinster, deciding on how many cats I should accumulate by the time I'm 40. On the one hand, I'm a little disappointed that things have worked out this way, and on the other hand, I'm... not. It's complicated. I feel like I have more of an incentive to look adorable and go to the gym and put myself out there to meet people. I wanted to do those things anyway, but now that I don't have anyone to tell me how wonderful and sparkly I am and that I don't need to change, I have more motivation. I'm rambling.

Things I'm looking forward to include:

  • Finding a new apartment
  • Decorating said apartment
  • Purchasing a house (eventually)
  • Sticking to a budget (I wouldn't really say I'm looking forward to this. it's more of a necessity)
  • Buying new clothes
  • Trying out new hairstyles
  • Trying out new makeup looks
  • Getting new glasses
  • Thrifting more often
  • Getting guys to buy me dinner
  • Possibly getting a car
  • Getting muscles
Things I'm not looking forward to include:
  • Remembering how to entertain myself
  • Changing lightbulbs 
  • Killing and/or trapping and releasing bugs (let's be honest i'm just going to kill them cause i'm too scared to try and catch anything, sorry bugs)
  • Not getting any lovin'
  • Trying to flirt (i can't tell for the life of me if someone is flirting with me these days)
  • Taking out the trash (I almost never had to take out the trash, wah)
Sidenote: I'm totally capable of doing everything I would ever need to do on my own. I'm just lazy and I'd rather have someone else do it for me for free. *Shrug*

Tuesday, May 7, 2013


Ok, so I think I've finally come to a realization about blogging and why I can never stay on top of it. The reason I wanted this blog is so that I can rant, go on about random things, and generally get my thoughts out.

But then, I started thinking that my blog should be something more, something professional, well organized, all that stuff. You know, something that will make companies want to give me free stuff. Butttt.... I just haven't gotten that into it. And I'm not sure that right now is the time for me to start a "professional" blog. So, (once I get my computer) I'm just going to blog about random things, you know, keep it real. "Do me" and all that. Stay tuned.

Friday, March 15, 2013


I'm so bad at blogging. I've realized that I'm not really sure what to blog about. I also don't have a computer at the moment. Butttt.... Stay tuned because I might just surprise you!

You can't see me, blind to the eye. I come up in your face *oops pow surprise!* -That guy on Chappelle's show